'Die Balls Van De Straat Op Die Hoek' or 'The Balls Of The Street Round The Corner'
Sent in by Kerryclart
You will need:
1 x packet of Swedish Meatballs from Sainsbury's
1 x packet of Mature Cheddar (grated)
- Remove clothing then meander on over to where shit happens. This is essential for that all Swedish experience. Stick some Chopin on. He was French but fuck it, let's go with it. It's one big cultural microcosm in the windows of your mind.
- Remove meatballs from packaging and place on a microwaveable plate. "Nuke" for a good 4 mins.
- Take plate out of microwave and sprinkle seductively and sparingly, the grated cheese over your balls, then put back into microwave. Hit the ON button till cheese has melted.
- Call one "Mike" for that authentic GLC touch or whichever is your favourite member. Eat "Mike" first when you are at your most ravenous, devouring him as if it were The Last Supper. Wipe mouth with back of hand. *burps*
Trust me, the mucuous in your stools will never look so congealed.