FACT FILES
GLC Fact file...
BILLY WEBB
Also know as - Tim Westcountry / DVS / the Optician / Graybal the Fisherman's Friend / Webber / Billsies Webbsies / the Wibbler / Billy Big Boy in the Morning / Sausage Fingers / Abe Froman / Newport John Lennon / John Boy Walton / Bilbo Ballggins / Roy Keane of Cae Perllan road / Rocky Jazz
Favourite food - Potato
Favourite item of clothing - My leprechaun socks
Shoe size - 9 and a half
Eye colour - Hazel
Favourite group - the Dubliners
Drinks - Alcohol
Favourite meal - Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi Extra
Favourite tv show - Crimewatch
Favourite book - Mr T. - the Man With The Gold
Favourite film - Life of Brian
Favourite place to go on holiday - Devoncourt hotel in Exmouth
Favourite animal - One of those red arced monkeys
Mode of transport - Train
Favourite hair style - Flat top
Favourite shoe- Brogue
Hobbies - Visiting community farms, looking at places that I'll never visit on the internet, playing football, having technical issues with electrical equipment, thinking about the past and the future, thinking about exercising, cooking curry.
MIKE BALLS
Also know as - Mike Balls / Anxious B / The Hardest Man in Soccer Violence / The Voice Of Reason
Favourite food - Bacon sandwiches on thick crusty white bread
Favourite item of clothing - Adidas Espana '82 jacket (which no longer fits)
Shoe size - 9
Eye Colour - Electric Blue
Favourite Group - Super Furry Animals
drinks - Courvoisier
Favourite meal - Christmas dinner
Favourite TV show - Breaking Bad
Favourite book - The Boys From The Mersey
Favourite film - Goodfellas
Favourite place to go on holiday - Switzerland
Favourite Animal - German Shepherd
Mode Of Transport - Boat
Favourite Hairstyle - Spikey Top Long Back
Favourite shoe - Adidas Superstar 50th Anniversary Limited Edition.
Hobbies- Haven't really got any at the moment. Drinking, smoking marijuana, live music, Following LFC and NCAFC?? Should I make some up?
RHYS FROM GLC
Also known as - Zardoz / P.Xain / Dwain Xain Zedong / Scratch Master Ken / RMC
Favourite food - Chilli peppers
Favourite item of clothing - Trucker cap
Shoe size - 10
Eye colour - Hazel
favourite group - Geto Boys
Drinks - Orange Lucozade
Favourite meal - That stuff Luke Skywalker had for breakfast before he went to the Tosche station to pick up some power converters.
Favourite TV show - Master Chef Australia
Favourite book - Ghostbusters
Favourite film - Ghostbusters
Favourite place to go on holiday - Newport Pembrokeshire
Favourite animal - Mogwai
Mode of transport - Monster truck
Favourite hair style - Caerphilly Waterfall (mullet)
Favourite shoe- White converse all-star
HOBBIES - Making music, looking out of windows, eating curry and cooking.
MYSTICAL
Also know as - Miss Tickle / Mystic Al / The Druid / Dr. Boris Gobshite / Barry Wreckdale / The Partystarter
Favourite food - Tikka starter wrapped in a garlic nan garnished with salad and mint sauce
Favourite item of clothing - Leather trousers with the bottom cut out (as fashioned by that fashion conscious dude in Mad Max 2)
Shoe size - Depends on who I've stolen the shoes from
Eye colour - Witch hazel and smoky jade
Favourite group - MC Funkatronic & the Magic Turntable Experience
Drinks - 'Family Bucket' (half a bottle of spirits poured into a pint glass with a shaky measure of mixer in the back of a tour bus) or Corona & Lime
Favourite meal - Fish, chips, mushy peas, bread and butter, dandelion and burdock.
Favourite TV show - Ulysses 31
Favourite book - 1984 by George Orwell
Favourite film - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Favourite place to go on holiday - Ibiza in Winter or anywhere nice with no crowds
Favourite animal - PG Tips chimps
Mode of transport - Sinclair C5
Favourite hair style - Gentleman of the Road
Favourite shoe- Flip-flops
Hobbies - Mead production, zombie defence planning, drunken master tai chi and a secret project simply entitled 'New Age Newport.’
MAGGOT, ex member of GLC and former Big Brother contestant.
Also know as - The Hip Hop Vampire / Spring Healed Fagging / Stay At Home Ken
Favourite food - Trout
Favourite item of clothing - cape
Shoe size - 14
Eye colour - Taupe
Favourite group - 'Ndrangheta
Drinks - Rain water
Favourite meal - Jacket potato
Favourite TV show - Benidorm
Favourite book - Amanda Knox - 'Waiting to be heard'
Favourite film - Nuts in May
Favourite place to go on holiday - Isle of Purbeck
Favourite animal - Swans
Mode of transport - Walking
Favourite hair style - The 6 haircuts on one head.
Favourite shoe- Horse shoe
Hobbies - Unblocking sinks, reading and staying at home.
EGGYS
Also known as - MR loveegs / Rene La Loux / Chon Benwa Balls / Raphael de la Ghetto / Professor Doppelganger / Pele Maradona / Arther Zico / Fresh Prince Charles Of Cwmbran / Dean Cinzano
Favourite food - Spicy Broccoli
Favourite item of clothing - Gloves
Shoe size - 8
Eye colour - Bogey green brown
Favourite group - Group 4 security
Drinks - Fizzy
Favourite meal - Sushi
Favourite TV show - Arthur C Clarkes World of Strange Powers
Favourite book - Arthur C Clarkes World of Strange Powers
Favourite film - Hausu or Conquest
Favourite place to go on holiday - The Alps
Favourite animal - Jerboa
Mode of transport - Snowboard
Favourite hair style - Demi wave
Favourite shoe- Pointy shit flickers
Hobbies - Monsters, Rap, T shirts, Fun, Ghosts, Robots, Cats, Glamourous ladies, Fiat puntos and snowboards.
GRAYHAM THE BEAR
Also known as - GTB / the Undecider / Toilet Time Terry
Favourite food - Cheese
Favourite item of clothing - Pants
Shoe size - 11
Eye colour - Hazel
Favourite group - Primal Scream
Drinks - Cider
Favourite meal - boiling hot curries which I can't eat anymore because of haemorrhoids, I’m a vegetarian by the way!
Favourite TV show - Dr Who
Favourite book - The B.F.G.
Favourite film - Le Samourai
Favourite place to go on holiday - Paris
Favourite animal - My dog Eric
Mode of transport - Anything I'm driving not a good passenger
Favourite hair style - Mullet
Favourite shoe- Silver Shadow
Hobbies - Record collecting, sci fi memorabilia, ganja practice and cleaning the bath.
ADAM HUSSAIN
Also known as - Adrian Fandango / Dave Fontane / Benny Blanco / Short Term / the Draw Ambassador / Professor Bongo /the Mexican Infiltrator / Ron Colditz
Favourite food - Curry
Favourite item of clothing - Adidas originals
Shoe size - 9
Eye Colour - Brown
Favourite Group - N.W.A.
drinks - Guinness punch drink
Favourite meal - Chicken tikka masala with extra green chilies
Favourite TV show - South Park
Favourite book - Viz
Favourite film - Predator 2
Favourite place to go on holiday - Baileys, newport
Favourite Animal - Beaver
Favourite Mode Of Transport - Dan Tracey's van
Favourite Hairstyle - Bouffant
Favourite shoe - Adidas golden kb8's
Hobbies - Football, draw and porn.
2HATS
Also know as - Hatsy / 2000AD / The Shotgun Surgeon / Stand-By / Hate Society / Smack Boy
Favourite food - Beef
Favourite item of clothing - Very thick leisure bottoms
Shoe size - 10
Eye colour - Brown
Favourite group - Spice Girls
Drinks - Rum & Coke
Favourite meal - Curry
Favourite TV show - Psychoville
Favourite book - Getting rid of Mr Kitchen
Favourite film - Tron (original)
Favourite place to go on holiday - Cuba
Favourite animal - Hippo
Mode of transport - Mountain bike
Favourite hair style - Undercut
Favourite shoe- Trainer preferable adidas gazelle, cobalt blue
Hobbies - Darts, mountain biking, football, rugby, reading, music and sex.
DJ Killer Tomato
Also know as - Killer Tom, Clug Life, Clug, Cafe del Clug, The Sex Hospital
Favourite food - Italian
Favourite item of clothing - Primark Stretchy slim fit mens denim.
Shoe size - 8.5
Eye colour - Green/brown
Favourite group - Group Home
Drinks - Echo falls, Chilean Cab Sav
Favourite meal - Steak
Favourite tv show - Garth Marenghis Dark Place
Favourite book - Total Recall, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favourite film - Commando
Favourite place to go on holiday - Barcelona
Favourite animal - Rhodesian Ridge back
Mode of transport - Mazda MX5 or RX8
Favourite hair style - Long
Favourite shoe- Puma Disc
Hobbies - Djing, Piano, Gardening, Weightlifting and shopping in pound shops.