Eggs Bellend Dick

'Eggs Bellend Dick'
Sent in by Good Riddance Moon

You will need:
2 x eggs
Jalapeno peppers
Spring onions
Sweet red pepper
Sweet chilli (or any spicy) sauce

- Boil water with eggs inside. When boiling, leave for 8 minutes.
- Meanwhile, toast your bread.
- Slice up jalapenos, spring onions and red pepper.
- Sprinkle on hot bread.
- Add egg and chilli sauce/spicy sauce.