'Cheese Platter'
Sent in by Dick Cheese
 

You will need:
10 x slices of cheddar cheese
A few slices of bread


Method:
- Slice yourself roughly 10 slices of cheese, enough to cover your average plate.
- Blast in the microwave for roughly 50 - 60 seconds or until cheese has sufficiently melted.
- No need to add anything to your melted 'Cheese Platter', just ram in head, mop up cheese with bread.