Soggy Radioactive Bread

'Soggy Radioactive Bread'
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You will need:
1 x slice of bread

- Take one slice of bread, insert into one microwave and press the buttons (any will do as the more wrecked you are, the less they make sense, so it's a case of hit and hope).
- When the microwave goes ping, you have soggy bread. This when wrecked eases the person consuming the product the hassle of chewing as it is just a warm mush, a poor man's toast.
- If you're feeling extra toppings there is the special "Any Condiment I Can Find" topping of the deluxe "Whatever Else Is In The Fridge" idea.
- This may also work with cream crackers, put some cheese on.....

Have fun.