Spicy Crunchy Beans

'Spicy Crunchy Beans'
Sent in by Claire Bitzonna-Klitz

You will need:
1 x beans
1 x carrot
1 x selection of spicy sauces

- Heat beans in saucepan.
- Add selection of sauces. Stir if you can be bothered to do so.
- Peel and dice carrot.
- Add to beans and sauce concoction.
- Simmer for a bit.
- Serve and eat.
- Gag for a bit. Declare the dish as 'fucking disgusting' and scrape off plate into bin.
- Try and think of something else to stop the hunger pains like 'Jam on Weetabix' or something.