Sent in by Evil Petunia
You will need:
1 x tube of pâté - it is essential that it is the stuff in a tube or you'll just end up with a terrible, terrible mess!
1 x slice of bread
- Go to Italy (www.easyjet.co.uk should help!)
- Buy some of the hilariously advertised pâté they have there.
- Take a slice of bread - any will do!
- Squeeze on pâté in a spiffy artistic design - eg. GLC logo
- Hold out "sandwich"
- Smile invitingly at a member of the opposite sex.
- Say sultrily, "Voulez-vous pâté avec moi?"